Congratulations!

You are now a member of The International Shoggoth Crusade.

It’s to get ready for our journey deep into the centre of the earth to defeat the Shoggoths. We cannot guarantee your safety. In fact, be prepared for a perilous, perhaps even fatal, journey.

If you haven’t already written your Last Will and Testament, and told your family and friends how much you love them, this is the time. You may never have this opportunity again!

Please click the Credentials button to receive your own authentic Internationational Shoggoth Crusade membership card and certificate of membership, signed by Archaic Al Hewetson, Awkward Augustine Funnel, and Weird Wendy Hewetson. Sadly, Ed Fedory has passed and can no longer sign the certificate, may he rest in peace.